Coffee Sleeve Stories

V for Victory

By Grace Schultz

In line at security, you remember you forgot about a can of V8 in your pack lying on the conveyor belt. You can’t just let it get tossed, and there’s only one way you know how to drink it all quickly. You reach into your bag for the V8 and your keys. With no hesitation you lock eyes with a TSA agent, punch a hole with your key, bring it to your mouth, throw your head back, pop the tab and shotgun the whole thing in 3 seconds. You crush the can and toss it into the trash and the key into your bin. Delicious.

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