Coffee Sleeve Stories

To the Left, to the Right

By Super Swiper

Swipe left, swipe right

The Tinder game I could play all night 

Why do all these guys insist on telling me their height?

The profiles on this app truly give me a fright

Even though some people can be quite polite,

I’ll tell you the truth: I’m not interested in any of them, all right?

Because it doesn’t matter what they write,

The bottom line is I can’t stand this site

Yet when I get bored and want to cure my lonely plight, 

I hop back on the app thinking maybe I just might

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