By Super Swiper
Swipe left, swipe right
The Tinder game I could play all night
Why do all these guys insist on telling me their height?
The profiles on this app truly give me a fright
Even though some people can be quite polite,
I’ll tell you the truth: I’m not interested in any of them, all right?
Because it doesn’t matter what they write,
The bottom line is I can’t stand this site
Yet when I get bored and want to cure my lonely plight,
I hop back on the app thinking maybe I just might