By Jordan Hales
Orange tabby cat paws pitter-patter on the wooden floor. He saunters to the kitchen at midnight to turn on and climb into the kitchen sink. WHY?! I don’t know, he’s an orange cat! He knocks over the glass bottle, claws the blinds down, and steals food off the table. His persistent meows fill the room—he has something to say. Always, he has something to say. He’s a crazy, chaotic ball of golden-orange fur, but all he wants is a scratch behind the ears, dinner, a little love, and the occasional grilled cheese sandwich. That orange tabby cat.