by C. Luke Heierding
I look out the window and I see my mother driving away in her red Sudan. As I am watching her drive away, I suddenly got really Hungary for some Turkey, so I decided to cook some. I ended up burning it on the pan to the point where it wasn’t edible anymore. Still Hungary for some Turkey, Iran down to the store to get some more. I had never Benin this particular store before, so I had a hard time finding what I was looking for. After a few minutes of looking I found the right section. Of course, they were out of Turkey! I thought to myself “Uganda be kidding me!” And to top it all off, on my way out I slipped on some Greece and knocked down Iraq! “Oman,” I thought to myself, “can this day get any worse?” I walked back covered in Greece which made my walk quite Chile. I eventually made my way to a fast food joint. The cashier must have known I wasn’t having a great day because they asked me ”U.K.?” I said “Yemen, hasn’t been the greatest.” I asked the cashier, “Can Jamaica me a Turkey burger?” to which he replied, “Of course, lemme just Czechia out.” I ordered Togo and sat down to wait. After about 15 minutes I went back up to the cashier and said “Hey, I’m not trying Russia, but Kenya check on my order?” The cashier checked and it turns out they never submitted the order! Lucky me, I had to wait another 10 minutes for my food to be cooked. The cashier handed me my order and tried to apologize but I just wasn’t China hear it. I finally get back to my place and as I walk in the door my jaw drops. “Norway” I say out loud. I come back to my entire couch ripped to shreds. I turn the corner and I see my dogs Mali and Chad standing there with cotton in their mouths. At this moment, I realized that I was 20 minutes late to my online class! I log on and my teacher is not happy I was late. I told her if she wasn’t happy with me being late, “Denmark me absent,” to which she did. After class I showered and went to bed. I was totally zonked out until my mother woke me up. Waking up in a confused daze, I asked her if I was dreaming, she replied “Oh Israel, I’m gonna slap Djibouti if you don’t clean Japan!”
