By Eric Van Thiel (Class of 2020 2021) I applied for fall graduation for my MBA program last month. Today I received a notice that I was 3 credits short for graduation.

By Luke Layman I am a young scientist in the year 2020 who finally had a taste of the technology to travel 100 years into the future. And from what I’ve gathered, the people 100 years from now have this message only, “we were never prepared for now.”

By John Perry The other day I was washing my leg hairs down the shower drain. Suddenly, something with hairy legs crawled back up!

By Stacey I love that you watch my favorite sitcom every night. It’s like you know I’m outside.

By Melvin Nobles I had a dream that I was falling from a skyscraper. I woke up and I was still falling.

By Joleen Sheldrick  I turned to see what was behind me; just then, the lights went out and back on. “HELP me” appeared on the window. 

By Michael Earnhart I heard the crunch of ice as I reversed my car out of my driveway. As I turned my head forward to drive away, I noticed my dog laying motionless in the driveway.

By Margo Gillis I took in a breath as my bedroom door creaked open, but released it with relief when I heard my cat’s soft paws make their way across the hardwood floors before hopping onto the bed and curling up next to me. Feeling the comfort of my only pet, I closed my eyes and began drifting off to sleep before quickly startling back into consciousness as I heard the door creak open once again, this time followed by significantly heavier paws as they made their way across the room…

By Lauren Reger I always thought my cat was normal. Then I found the hidden stash of teeth it had collected from the neighborhood.

By Lauren Reger At first I thought the scattered pieces on the floor were just more parts to my dog’s giant stuffed toy. Then I turned on the lights, and realized it was pieces from him.